Yet again, as I begin to write, I try to think of the main reasons why I have YET to keep my promises of blogging. I have an explaination. Well, okay, I admit it. I have an excuse. But, if I am going to have an excuse it has to be a good one. Ehhh...it's questionable. Unless you are an intern, you probably won't consider my excuse a good one.
I haven't taken pictures of my 100th day bulletin board. However, Valentine's Day is approaching and I will definately be taking a picture before I swap from the "Picturing Ourselves at 100" bulletin board to "Ms. Newman's Sweeties" So what is the excuse for this? I have been really busy changing around a few things to make classroom procedures run smoother. For example, I made a bulletin board that reads, "I need to (picture of ketchup bottle). This is where I post all assignments that were not turned in, tests not taken, etc. I can't take credit for this adorable idea. Thanks, Pinterest.
Excuse #2: Today was my first of 10 non-consecutive teaching days. YEAH! One down, 9 to go. I am teaching all week this week except for one small chapter group reading group and social studies. The only reason I am not teaching these are because the small group is in the middle of the chapter book and the students are working on a project in social studies. I am just excited as the students about the social studies project as my students. We will be having a "Living Museum of Famous Americans". Students will dress up as a famous American, come dressed as them, and recite a speech from memory about the person, a few facts, and why they are famous. Some famous Americans include: Barack Obama, Rosa Parks, Oprah Winfrey, George Washington Carver, Hellen Keller, and Martin Luther King Jr. I am really most excited because MY MOM IS COMING TO MEET MY STUDENTS and watch the students speeches. I already told them and they wanted to know what she looked like, if she was going to come early to meet all of them, and how long she was going to stay.
Excuse #3: Since I am teaching all this week, I had to do lesson plans for each day, for 3 subjects. Plus, 2 reading groups. That makes the total number of pages for my lesson plans for the week.............drumroll please.............16 pages. (and no, we aren't talking 18 pt. We're getting real with 11 and 12pt.) Yeah, I am so glad that is over. That in itself should be a pretty dang good excuse. Oh, and trust me. I have already started on lesson plans for next week. I don't really want to spend my weekend next weekend working on lesson plans. I got a tad bit burnt out on that this weekend.
Excuse #4: I am now responsible for reading 21 journals that are written in everyday and commented on by yours truly. I can't say that I DON'T enjoy this. An absolutle hoot. DOWN RIGHT HILARIOUS. STRAIGHT UP HONEST. Some kids will say ANYTHING that comes to mind. No matter who reads it! Then, there are some that are so sweet, it brings tears to my eyes. Probably my favorite thing to bring home from school to do. Here's why: (I am sharing just as they are written so no, I haven't forgotten how to spell)
Suzie:
#1: "I love Jesus. I will tell you about Jesus. He died on the cross to take away our sins. He was born on Chirstmas Eve. He put a star in the sky to tell people that he had came. If you want to learn about Jesus you can go to church. Once he turned water into vine. he can do meracals. He is is the holy spirit. Jesus lives in heaven with the angles. Jesus always has and always watch over you and me."
*Amen.
#2: This morning I spilt my cearal on the table, chair, and even my own pants. I will tell you how it happenned. I was putting my elbow on the table and axadently I bumped my cearel and it spilt! I did not now what happenned for a minute. I went to tell my mom then I got a towal and started whipping it all up. At least nnot all of it spilt. It was a axident."
*And I thought my Friday was rough.
Minnie:
#1:"My dad's birthday was yesterday. At first, my mom buyd a card with a dog wearing a cowboy costume. Then we went to a restaurent that has really yummy foods. They have TVs and ice cream. My little brother likes green tea ice cream but I like chocolate better. Then we went back home with and gave the card to my dad with one hundred dollars because my dad works hard for us and bring my mom money. It is so exciting because my dad birthday is in Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday that why my mom gave one hundred dollars to my dad and I love him."
*Presh.
#2:"My friends are very some they said they don't like my brother so they get in lots of troubles. If my brother cries they dont even care of my brother so I talk to them if you dont take care of my brother you will get in trouble. That is what i do when people dont care of my brother. That is very mean if you do that everyday. I can talk like that every morning if my friends dont care of my brother. I love my little brother always and everyday will love him always. If he gets hurt i will tell my mom always and everyday. What ever my little brother do I am going to protect him always. My litte brother's favorite drink is milk and juice."
*Even more presh. Teared up on this one.
James:
#1: (Writing about my new desk in the classroom)
"Today when i came in the classroom the tadles are switches around evereything is switched around today xcept outside. I had a hard time finding wher i sit. it is switched around because we have a new tadle in here. it is a big table. can you imagine you haveing a hard time finding your seet with a table so big. I had to ask adam to find my table. YAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Literally LOL'd. Had no idea James was so out of sorts over my desk.
2: "I finilly got a new favrit restrant. it is called subway. I love that place. you can get some real good stuf there cant you. any stuff your going to ask about then call 501-8**3. Other thing you sometime get a toy! cool toys! man i love subway so much man. Do you wish you were there? yes/no circle. ms. newman bring your kids there they will enjoy it just like me.
*Ahhhh, only been asked if i have kids 10 times and they still dont understand. Oh and how ab that telephone number James gave me on the drop of a hat. I did't put the real number, because it could be his phone number.
#3: (Portion of 100th day of school journal)
" i loved the 100th day of school. I wish every day was the 100th day of school. exeped saturday, sunday, and marten luther king day and christmas and other holidays."
Note: all of the days he wished the 100th day of school wasn't on, there is NO SCHOOL! Duhhh. Funny, james. Real funny.
Ann:
#1: "Last Monday was MLK jr. Day. THe next time I see Tim we are going to set up a table in front of the driveway and we will have 2 baskets for the money to donat. One is for the animals at the human sitedy. The other one is for the for all the people who are poor. I will sell the drawings I am working on. TIm is giong to helpe me make posters for the neiborhood. We are going to have 2 of every box exsept for one the cloths*(clothes) box for kids and grownups. Thier is a food, clothes, Valentine's cards, and winter clothes. I will have a box full of paintings, drawings, and color sheets that people can buy and we can take the money to the animal shelter."
*Future President for sure.
Vicki- (Writes about her best friend K everyday. Literally everyday. Here's some funnies.)
#1. We still like to play with K's brother, but when he bites, pushes, and pulls our hair out."
*Daaannnnnnnggg Vicki. You betta run!
#2: Her bed is about 4 and a half feet tall. I need a ladder to get up there. If I was sleeping on her bed I could fall off and bust my head WIDE open. And I'd get blood everywhere.
*TMI (Too Much INFORMATION)
#3: My little brother, (who is the most annoying animal on the planet) could not go on the ride. He was too short. Shortie pants.
*Ruthless.
Okay. I literally spend an hour and a half typing all fo this so some people better forgive me. Or I will bust my head wide open on the floor.
Pinky promise, I'll be backkkk before the week is over.
Making up with TMI,